Submitted By: squarepusher

Genre: Hardcore / Breakcore

Date of Set: unknown

Filesize: 41.00 MB

Total Downloads: 3

I was a Toy R Us kid who grew up to go on a murder/cannibal spree, I recorded my progress and thats what you hear today. I used to go to church every sunday until this happened. Jesus called me though and told me that he still loved me. Then I told him he was a fag because I'm a guy and he's a guy and guys shouldn't say stuff like that to each other. Then he said 'nigga please' and I was like 'wow you're racist' and he said 'nah yo'. Then I went home....oh yeah I was already there. Someday I hope to obtain a Funky Bunch so that I could be as cool as Marky Mark. Or maybe just have Tony Danza join my group, cause he's the boss you know. My musical Influences include Dead Bodies & Banana's, they do a body good! oh wait thats milk. Fuck milk, I don't drink it and it don't drink me, sucka M.C. WHHHOOOOOAAA LOOK! I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!! THAT MEANS I'M YELLING! AAAHHHH YOU FUCKING MADE ME YELL YOU DOUCHE FUCK! nOW LOOK, WHENEVER i WANT TO CAPITALIZE SOMETHING IT IS LOWER CASE CAUSE i HAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON stupid! Ok enough caps, I think I busted enough in yo asses for today (You like how I did that? How I turned that shit around on you?). I like to go to hospitals and pull old women off of life support and be all like 'DEAL WITH IT!' and then leave the room. My music is kind of like a video game about a big fluffy teady bear that lost his mind and started offin bitches and then had sex with their eye sockets WHILE THEIR EYE BALLS WERE STILL IN THERE! Isn't that some hardcore crazy shit???? I got the name ScreamerClauz because one day I wrapped santa up in xmas lights and ripped his organs and shit out and took them as my present and then I used them for stuff. Like I used his intestines as a scarf and a neck tie. Then one time I took out his uterous and taped it to my forehead and ran around going 'I have a babies house on my head! WWWOOOOO!' What? Santa doesn't have a uterous? Fuck you, santa has what I says he has! And his name isn't capitalized, MOTHA FUCK A BUNCH OF SANTA!

I decided to put a gap here so that people see the start of a new paragraph and think I am about to get serious, sorry to disappoint you, but mother didn't buy me that trainset when I was 5 years old, now it's a year later and I'm fucking pissed! They call me ScreamerClauz because when I scream claws come shooting out of my face and then stab people in their faces creating a neverending paradox of uuhh face stabbings, or some crap like that. Actually thats a lie, the real story is I took a crap one day and the logs floated into the shape of 'JTRV' But seeing as how I can't read or write, I assumed it said ScreamerClauz. The history behind my music making skills goes back to when I was first born, My mother shat me out of her womb, I feel on a keyboard that happened to have a drum kit and it went 'dum' and since I'm made of rubber I kept bouncing up and down making it go 'dum dum dum dum dum' then I hit it for calling me dumb. I really like horror movies as you can see. I like horror movies because lots of people die and their blood flies everywhere and if you get to much on your face it might get into your eyes and if your driving with blood in your eyes you might crash and then you'll be bleeding too. OMG are you still reading this, you are stupid and ugly and I hate you. But not really, I acutally love you, lets do it, right now. Ew. retcarahc eikook yzarc a hcus ma I esrever ni gnipyt detrats I kool. That was some voodoo shit sucka, I tottally hexed you, god does it hurt SO much that I am so much better then you? cause it should, it should hurt in the lower regions. I made a music video one time where Christopher Walken gets stabbed in the cock hole for 5 minutes and then pulls a lump of shit out of Avril's ass and eats it. You should really watch it because it's good for humantiy. Go pick up your grandmother (don't forget her urine bag so she doesn't pee on the rug, unless thats your thang) and some elemtary school kids (I have some in my basement if you need to borrow a couple) and watch it! I like to dress up corpses in winter cloths and then bring them to the beach and watch them sweat all over the place and point at them a say 'YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE SUNLIGHT, HOW ARE WE GOING TO GO TO THE PROM WITH ME??????' and then I take out the drill and fix her cavities because I'm a good guy like that. One time I saw this dog and I was all like 'Hey dog!' and that was it, he knew he was wrong and I was right. Oh I guess you came to this section to learn more about my music eh? Well I make horror themed speedcore, it's good stuff. Anyway, back to my life story. There is no space in my name and everyone always puts one and it makes me feel very very very very very very very very sad, like I'm not ever worth it. And sometimes people spell it with an s or a se instead of a z. Nobody knows how to spell my name, I should kill myself. There I did it, I'm typing from beyond the grave, cause I'm fucking hardcore, remember????

Love & Sloppy Herpes Infested Kisses That don't Really Have Herpes But I like to try and be clever and I stopped capitalizing every other word cause I'm not really sure why I did it in the first place,

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